Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...