Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!