Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...