Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...