Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...