The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...