A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...