What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...