Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...