Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...