face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...