Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...