Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...