If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...