Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...