What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...