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Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
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A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Psychiatric Hotline
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yesterday’s coffee
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