Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The Mom Dictionary!
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Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Short Father Christmas
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Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...