What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...