Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...