The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...