Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...