Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
What’s that sound?
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Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
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Programming language acronyms
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Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...