yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...