A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...