Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...