Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...