Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...