Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Microsoft trademarks TM
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI)...