Hair Up
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Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
What should they get?
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Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Defining teenagers
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What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
A nun arrives at the local bar
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Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...