Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...