An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...