Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...