Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...