Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...