Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...