Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...