Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...