Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...