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A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...