Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...