Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!