Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
The Man’s Point System!
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The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...