The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.