What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...