Social Security Sex
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A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
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Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Democrats V. Republicans
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50 Ways to Appreciate Life
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The math one-liners
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This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...