Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...