What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...