What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...