Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...